The Goonies

DirkH5.0

My father died when I was very young, so I have no real memories of him. Today, while dropping off my kids at my mum for a sleepover, I found a box full of them. My mum was clearing out the attic and had set aside a box with pictures of my dad when he was younger. I was shocked by the sharp sting of missed opportunities and absent memories that washed over me. When I got home, that feeling still lingering in the back of my mind, I turned on the TV and the first thing I saw were the opening credits of the Goonies. Sometimes the universe gets me and lends a helping hand.

adambolt2.5

if i wanted to hear kids screaming for two hours i would've just booked a flight

Mark Mooney5.0

"Hey, kid! I want you to spill your guts, tell us everything!" - Francis"Everything?" - Chunk"Everything" - Francis"Everything. OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out! ... but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theatre, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!" - Chunk"I'm beginning to like this kid" - Jake