If there is a man that would do anything for, it is Danny Kaye in “The Court Jester.”If there is a man I would marry up on sight, it is Danny Kaye in “The Court Jester.”If there is a perfect specimen of manhood, it’s Danny Kaye in “The Court Jester.”When Dame Angela Lansbury said, “If you harm one hair on [Danny Kaye in “The Court Jester’s”] majestic head she would throw herself from the highest turret, she was right. It’s simply impossible to watch Melvin Frank and Norman Panama’s “The Court Jester” without falling head over heels for Kaye, and the film itself. Serendipity simultaneously conspires for and against Kaye’s royal clown. Even language itself seems in on the play, providing ample ammo of alliteration all throughout. As endlessly quotable as it is endearing, “Court Jester” is so accomplished in its parody of Medieval fantasy adventures, it defined its own genre offshoot that stills sees regular entries, and imitators, to this day. It’s not just that the jokes and dialogue are one playfully immortal quip after another. It’s that, by being a parody that spurns the temptation to lean on the cheap gag of the ironic anachronism, “Court Jester’s” comedy becomes eternal. There are always allegations that comedy ages poorly, causing the vast majority of major canon classic films to be heavy works of drama. Rather though, it’s comedy reliant on the grace of its own moment of inception that ages poorly. One can assume, for example, that the many pop culture littered one liners in so many superhero films today will only elicit confusion and not laughs from future generations. “Court Jester,” though, does not yank its jolly band of colourful characters out of their own time period to make its humor. Certainly, the way of speaking in the film is contemporary, but the hijinks of sword fights and spells and maidans fierce and fair is within the context of its knightly setting.That’s not to say that… I wouldn’t wait a few centuries for the jester to reach modern times, if it meant marrying Danny Kaye. Get it? Got it? Good. Warm Fuzzies Winter Golden Age Musicals















