Why the fuck have I never heard of Elsa Yeung (Yang Hui-shan) before? The cutest Ninja Girl I have ever seen on screen! She made a bunch of movies around the 80’s and I have never seen or even heard of any of them. Well, time to start hunting because if Challenge of the Lady Ninja aka. Never Kiss a Ninja is any indication, I seem to be missing out. Cause this movie is a blast! Total nonsense mix of Ninja action, Charlie’s Angels like revenge Thriller and a bit of “James Bond” spy adventure. The fight scenes are a bit goofy but exciting and well executed. There’s also a healthy dose of sleaze and nudity here. This one really puts the “sexy” in Sexy Ninja. At one point two chicks start fighting in puddle of oil for no apparent reason. But then again, no reason was needed. I cannot emphasize enough how wacky, deliciously off-beat and ludicrously entertaining this movie is. A perfect midnight movie full of sexy (ninja) girls, colorful villains, crazy fights and just all around unhinged lunacy. Jumps right into my Top 10 Ninja movie of all-time. What a find!












