Girl Shy

Anna Imhof 🌸3.5

I once had an intense crush on a Canadian boy.He was young, blond and impossible, like all the boys I like.And one time (one of the few times we spoke, 'cause the rest of the time all we did was stare) he told me the name of the town where he was from. It was a strange name. I didn't understand it.So he wrote it down on a piece of paper—'Kamloops'.This is the only thing he ever gave me. No kisses, nothing. Just a piece of paper with the word 'Kamloops' on it. To this day, I've been carrying it around in my wallet.Harold Lloyd cherishes an empty box of dog biscuits, the only souvenir he's got from the day he met the girl of his dreams. These are the things I respond to, and after being somewhat disappointed by Safety Last and The Kid Brother I have finally found the kind of Harold I can relate to, who makes me laugh and who moves me in equal amounts.

Anna🍓4.0

Watched while travelling in about 4 pixel quality but even then Lloyds endless charm still shined through. Bring back men who yearn 🙏

Drew Edelstein4.5

>be Harold Lloyd>girlshy.jpg>never touched a woman in my life>mend women's clothing for a living >my life is a paradox and i'm broke>made a manifesto, ready to publish>i've studied girls for years, and discovered the pathway to seduction>project disrespect women is a go>take a train to the publisher's>save a qt 3.14's dog on the way>dogs aren't allowed on the train>ohshit.wmv>eat dog biscuits to assert dominance over the conductor>he leaves us alone>she's into the roleplay>tell her about my book, she's into it too>i just met the girl of my dreams>we meet up at the park later, i ride a turtle like a badass>i find out she has a fiancee>he's a douche>at least I still have the book>the next day, go to the publisher's>they're all women>they laugh me out of the room>go back to the tailor's>no money, no qt 3.14, no more dog treats>all hope is lost>a week passes>publisher is gonna sell the book after all>i'm rich>read the newspaper>qt 3.14 is gonna marry the douche >a woman enters the store>says she's already married to the douche>polygamy is whack>time to crash a wedding>hijack 10 cars, 3 horses and a buggy, a police motorcycle and a streetcar in the span of 20 minutes>cause thousands of dollars worth of property damage>worthit.jpg>get there as they say their vows>kidnap the qt 3.14>she's into it>i get a kiss>mfw all i had to do to ascend to chadhood was eat dog foodlater virgins