the funniest subplot of this movie is how Troy is sooooo jealous that Ryan and Gabriella are hanging out. Troy, my dude. my man… this is such a non-issue. have you seen his patterned hats? his jazz squares? his twinkish mannerisms? if you had actually been a team player and gone to the staff baseball game, you would’ve seen him and Chad perform ‘I Don’t Dance’, a song very clearly about grappling and experimenting with sexuality (read the lyrics! study up! they literally switch clothes at the end of the song!).the moral here is that if Troy had just had decent gaydar a lot of trouble could’ve been avoided. hone your skills, y’all














